love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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