You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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