Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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