he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize