we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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