My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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