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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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