A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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