She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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