It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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