he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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