right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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