No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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