Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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