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If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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