'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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