i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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