How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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