Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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