the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
