so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
