i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I believe in your delicious
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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