Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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