We're like a lot better than the average bears
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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