I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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