The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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