flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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