I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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