I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
