Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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