Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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