im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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