Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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