does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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