: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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