There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Randomize
