i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
