hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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