Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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