i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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