so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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