Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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