There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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