I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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