he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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