How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Randomize