Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It was confusing and full of hummus
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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