question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
In America we eat man semen.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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