thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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