i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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