Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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