the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Girls should come with a carfax report
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
