Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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