he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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