Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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