nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
