Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am naked and annoyed.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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