you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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